Appetizers

Rosemary Fries

$8.99

Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.

Italian Cheese Dip

$9.99

"Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, parmesan, and sausage. With house pizza crust strips

Mozzarella Sticks

$9.99

Served with house red sauce

Garlic Knots

$6.99

Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce

Basket of Wing Chips

$5.99

Cheese Bread

$8.99

Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese, served with house red sauce

Garlic Bread

$7.99

Served with house red sauce

Buffalo Chicken Dip

11.49

Served with wing chips for dipping

Bone Dips

For your crust:
Warm cheese fondue: $3.00
Italian "Dirty" fondue: $3.50

Extra Sauces

Ranch or Blue Cheese:
2oz - $1.00
4oz - $2.00
House Made Red Sauce:
2oz - $.60
4oz - $1.00
Wing Flavors or Salad Dressings:
2oz - $.50

Wings and Fingers

8 Wings

$14.99

Served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese

Wing Basket

$15.99

8 wings served with wing chips, celery, and choice of ranch or blue cheese

25 Wings

MKT

25 wings served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese

50 Wings

MKT

50 wings in 2 flavors served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese

Flavors: Mild, Medium, Wicked Hot, Teriyaki, Spicy Teriyaki, Frank's Stingin' Hot Honey, TeriQ, Garlic Butter Parmesan, BBQ, Spicy BBQ, Honey Mustard, Spicy Honey Mustard, Gold Standard BBQ (.79)

Chicken Fingers

$12.99

Served with your choice of dip sauce
Toss them in any of our wing flavors for 1.49

Chicken Finger Basket

$14.99

Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce
Toss them in any of our wing flavors for 1.49.

Celery with Ranch or Blue Cheese

$3.99

Extra Ranch or Blue Cheese

$1.49

Salads

Idiot Salad

Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini
Side
$3.99
Individual
$6.99
Family
$9.99

Idiot Greek Salad

Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta (anchovy available upon request)
Side
$4.99
Individual
$8.99
Family
$12.99

Grilled Chicken Salad

$15.89

Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast

Antipasto Salad

$15.89

Idiot salad topped with ham, pepperoni, salami, mozzarella, and provolone.

Dressings: House-Made Italian, Ranch, Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard, Balsamic Vinaigrette

Create Your Own Pizza

12" Small Pizza

$13.81

Base Sauces: Red, pesto, white, BBQ, buffalo, and ranch
Swirls
$1.49
Ranch, pesto, hot honey, or buffalo
Substitute Vegan Cheese
$2.00

Toppings

Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ground beef, mushroom, onion, black olive, tomato, garlic, green pepper, banana pepper, jalapeño pepper, pineapple, green olive, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichoke

$1.99

Premium Toppings

Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red pepper, kalamata olive, ricotta cheese, bacon, ham, salami, anchovy, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomato, broccoli, caper

$2.69

16" Large Pizza

$15.81

Base Sauces: Red, pesto, white, BBQ, buffalo, and ranch
Swirls
$1.49
Ranch, pesto, hot honey, or buffalo
Substitute Vegan Cheese
$2.00

Toppings

Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ground beef, mushroom, onion, black olive, tomato, garlic, green pepper, banana pepper, jalapeño pepper, pineapple, green olive, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichoke

$2.49

Premium Toppings

Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red pepper, kalamata olive, ricotta cheese, bacon, ham, salami, anchovy, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomato, broccoli, caper

$3.19

Pizza by the Slice

Cheese

$2.69

Daily Specialty

$3.99

Idiot Suggestions

All specialty pies also available in 12″ for $3 less than list price.

The Godfather

$19.81

Italian sausage, onion, green pepper

Village Special

$22.81

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive

Kamikaze

$19.81

Ham, pineapple, jalapeno

Italian

$19.81

Ham, pepperoni, salami

Jason “The Bud Man” Special

$22.81

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese

Park Avenue

$21.81

Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken

Freshman Fifteen

$20.81

Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch

Rajun Cajun

$20.81

Cajun chicken, onion, tomato, jalapeno

The Barnyard

$23.91

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese

Fat Hawaiian

$19.81

Ham, pineapple, bacon

The Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy

$21.81

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef

Pesto Primavera

$23.81

Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato

White Pizza Paradise

$20.81

White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic

Greek

$21.81

Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper

The Octopus' Garden

$21.81

Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion

Italian Flag

$19.81

White base, spinach, tomato, garlic

BBQ Chicken

$19.81

BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar, onion

Rucker

$20.81

Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon

Chicken Hibachi

$21.81

Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum yum sauce

Zambini

$23.81

Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno

Buffalo Chicken

$19.81

Buffalo sauce base, grilled chicken, topped with a swirl of hot sauce & either ranch or bleu cheese

Sorensen’s Great White North

$23.81

White base, bacon, Italian sausage

Chicken Mediterranean

$23.81

Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion

Something Sweet

2 Cannolis

$7.00

Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream

Dough Pillows

$8.99

Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar