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Cheese Chips

$7.99

Warm cheese fondue covered wing chips with bacon, jalapeno, melted cheddar cheese

Blue Cheese Chips

$7.29

Blue cheese fondue covered wing chips

Mozzarella Sticks

$8.99

Served with house red sauce

Stuffed Jalapenos

$8.99

Cheddar cheese stuffed, served with ranch

Garlic Knots

$5.19

Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce

Breaded Mushrooms

$7.99

Served with ranch

Garlic Bread

$5.19

Served with house red sauce

Cheese Bread

$6.29

Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese, served with house red sauce

Basket of Wing Chips

$5.19

Italian Cheese Dip

$7.99

"Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, parmesan, and sausage. With house pizza crust strips

Bone Dips

For your crust:
Warm cheese fondue: $0.99
Blue cheese fondue: $1.99
Italian "Dirty" fondue: $1.99

Wings and Fingers

Wings Per Pound

$9.99

Served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese

Wing Basket

$10.39

Pound of wings served with wing chips, celery, and choice of ranch or blue cheese

Flavors: Mild, Medium, Wicked Hot, Teriyaki, Spicy Teriyaki, Honey Mustard, BBQ, Abacus Gold Standard Carolina BBQ ($.79)

Chicken Fingers

$8.99

Served with your choice of dip sauce
Toss them in any of our wing flavors for .99

Chicken Finger Basket

$9.99

Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce
Toss them in any of our wing flavors for .99

Celery with Ranch or Blue Cheese

$3.19

Extra Ranch or Blue Cheese

.89

Salads

Idiot Salad

Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini

Individual

$4.19

Family

$6.99

Authentic Greek Salad

Tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta (anchovy available upon request)

Individual

$6.29

Family

$9.39

Antipasto Salad

$10.49

Idiot salad with pepperoni, ham, salami, provolone, mozzarella

Spinach Salad

$8.29

Bacon, tomato, blue cheese crumble with lite raspberry vinaigrette.

Chef Salad

$10.49

Idiot salad with ham, turkey, bacon, provolone cheese

Create Your Own Pizza

12" Small Pizza

$11.99

Base Sauces: Red, white or pesto

Ranch or pesto swirl

$1.49

Toppings

Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, bacon, ground beef, mushroom, onion, black olive, tomato, garlic, green pepper, banana pepper, jalapeño pepper, pineapple, broccoli, green olive, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichoke

$1.59

Premium Toppings

Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red pepper, kalamata olive, ricotta cheese, salami, anchovy, meatball, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomato, caper, blue cheese crumble

$2.09

16" Large Pizza

$13.99

Base Sauces: Red, white or pesto

Ranch or pesto swirl

$1.49

Toppings

Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, bacon, ground beef, mushroom, onion, black olive, tomato, garlic, green pepper, banana pepper, jalapeño pepper, pineapple, broccoli, green olive, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichoke

$2.09

Premium Toppings

Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red pepper, kalamata olive, ricotta cheese, salami, anchovy, meatball, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomato, caper, blue cheese crumble

$2.59

Pizza by the Slice

Cheese

$2.69

Daily Specialty

$3.79

Create your own

$2.69

$0.50 per topping, limit 4

Idiot Suggestions

All specialty pies also available in 12″ for $3 less than list price.

Village Special

$19.79

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive

The Godfather

$17.69

Italian sausage, onion, green pepper

Kamikaze

$17.69

Ham, pineapple, jalapeno

Italian

$17.69

Ham, pepperoni, salami

Park Avenue

$19.79

Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken

Freshman Fifteen

$17.69

Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch

Rajun Cajun

$18.69

Cajun chicken, onion, tomato, jalapeno

The Barnyard

$19.79

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese

Fat Hawaiian

$17.69

Ham, pineapple, bacon

Jason “The Bud Man” Special

$19.79

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese

The Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy

$18.99

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef

Chicken Hibachi

$17.69

Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum yum sauce

Pesto Primavera

$18.69

Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato

Greek

$19.79

Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper

White Pizza Paradise

$18.69

White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic

Italian Flag

$17.69

White base, spinach, tomato, garlic

The Octopus' Garden

$19.79

Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion

Buffalo Chicken

$17.69

Buffalo sauce base, grilled chicken, topped with a swirl of hot sauce & either ranch or bleu cheese

BBQ Chicken

$17.69

BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar, onion

Rucker

$18.69

Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon

Sorensen’s Great White North

$17.69

White base, bacon, Italian sausage

Chicken Mediterranean

$19.79

Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion

Zambini

$19.79

Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno

Grinders and Calzone

Oven baked sub roll.
Served with potato chips or potato salad.
Substitute wing chips or side salad for $1.99 extra.

Italian Club

$9.29

Ham, salami, pepperoni, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, house made Italian dressing

Ham and Provolone

$9.29

Ham, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, house made Italian dressing

Turkey and Provolone

$9.29

Turkey, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, house made Italian dressing

Meatball Parmesan

$9.29

Meatball, house red sauce, melted provolone

Chicken Parmesan

$9.29

Fried chicken, house red sauce, melted provolone cheese

Cheese Calzone

$8.99

Hot Italian turnover stuffed with ricotta and mozzarella with a side of red sauce
With one topping 9.59
With up to any three toppings 10.99