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Appetizers

Cheese Chips

$7.99

Wing chips covered in bacon and melted cheese. Jalapenos available upon request.

Bleu Cheese Chips

$7.29

Wing Chips topped with bleu cheese crumbles.

Mozzarella Sticks

$8.99

Served with homemade red sauce for dipping.

Stuffed Jalapenos

$8.99

Cheddar cheese filled served with a side of ranch for dipping.

Garlic Knots

$5.19

Breaded Mushrooms

$7.99

Served with ranch

Garlic Bread

$5.19

Served with a homemade red sauce.

Cheese Bread

$6.29

Served with a homemade red sauce.

Wing Chips Basket

$5.19

Italian Cheese Dip

$7.99

"Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, Parmesan, and sausage. Served with house pizzas crust strips.

Bone Dips

For your crust:
Warm cheese fondue: $0.99
Bleu Cheese fondue: $1.99
Italian "Dirty" fondue: $1.99

Wings and Fingers

Wings Per Pound

$9.99

(8-10 wings on average per pound) Served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese.

Wing Basket

$10.39

1 lb of wings, includes wing chips and choice of ranch or blue cheese.

Flavors: Mild, Medium, Wicked Hot, Teriyaki, Spicy Teriyaki, Honey Mustard, BBQ, Abacus Gold Standard Carolina BBQ ($.79)

Chicken Fingers

$8.99

Served with your choice of dip sauce. $0.99 extra to toss in your favorite wing flavor.

Chicken Finger Basket

$9.99

Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce.
Toss in your favorite wing flavor for $0.99.

Celery with Blue Cheese or Ranch

$3.19

Salads

Idiot Salad

Lettuce, tomato, green peppers, onions, and pepperoncini.

Individual

$4.19

Family

$6.99

Authentic Greek Salad

Tomatoes, capers, onion, calamata olives, pepperoncini and feta cheese (anchovies available upon request).

Individual

$6.29

Family

$9.39

Antipasto Salad

$10.49

Pepperoni, ham, salami, provolone, and mozzarella cheeses atop our large house salad.

Spinach Salad

$8.29

Bacon, roma tomatoes, bleu cheese crumbles with lite Raspberry Vinaigrette.

Chef Salad

$10.49

Idiot salad with ham, turkey, bacon, provolone cheese

Create Your Own Pizza

12" Small Pizza

$11.99

Base Sauces: Red, white or pesto

Ranch or pesto swirl

$1.49

Toppings

Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, italian sausage, ham, bacon, ground beef, mushrooms, onions, black olives, tomatoes, garlic, green peppers, banana peppers, jalapeño peppers, pineapple, broccoli, green olives, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichokes

$1.59

Premium Toppings

Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives ricotta cheese, salami, anchovies, meatballs, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomatoes, capers, bleu cheese crumbles

$2.09

16" Large Pizza

$13.99

Base Sauces: Red, white or pesto

Ranch or pesto swirl

$1.49

Toppings

Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, italian sausage, ham, bacon, ground beef, mushrooms, onions, black olives, tomatoes, garlic, green peppers, banana peppers, jalapeño peppers, pineapple, broccoli, green olives, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichokes

$2.09

Premium Toppings

Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives ricotta cheese, salami, anchovies, meatballs, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomatoes, capers, bleu cheese crumbles

$2.59

Pizza by the Slice

Cheese

$2.69

Daily Specialty

$3.79

Create your own

$2.69

$0.50 per topping, limit 4 toppings

Idiot Suggestions

All specialty pies also available in 12″ for $3 less than list price.

Village Special

$19.79

Pepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, onions & black olives.

The Godfather

$17.69

Italian sausage, onion & green pepper.

Kamikaze

$17.69

Ham, pineapple & jalapenos.

Italian

$17.69

Ham, pepperoni & salami.

Park Avenue

$19.79

Artichokes, spinach, garlic, tomatoes & grilled chicken.

Fresman Fifteen

$17.69

Pepperoni & extra cheese with a side of ranch.

Rajun Cajun

$18.69

Blackened chicken, onions, tomatoes & jalapenos.

The Barnyard

$19.79

Pepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms, ham, roasted red peppers, jalapenos & extra cheese.

Fat Hawaiian

$17.69

Ham, pineapple & bacon.

Jason “The Bud Man” Special

$19.79

Pepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms, onions & extra cheese.

The Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy

$18.99

Pepperoni, italian sausage, ham & ground beef.

Chicken Hibachi

$17.69

Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum yum sauce

Pesto Primavera

$18.69

Pesto pie with artichokes, mushrooms & tomato.

Greek

$19.79

Black olives, feta, roma tomatoes, onion & capers.

White Pizza Paradise

$18.69

White sauce pie, roasted red peppers, capers, onions & garlic.

Italian Flag

$17.69

White sauce pie with spinach, tomatoes & garlic.

The Octopus' Garden

$19.79

Spinach, broccoli, tomatoes, green peppers, mushrooms & onions.

Buffalo Chicken

$17.69

Buffalo sauce base with grilled chicken and topped with a swirl of hot sauce & ranch or BC.

BBQ Chicken

$17.69

BBQ sauce base with grilled chicken, cheddar & onions.

Rucker

$18.69

Ranch base pie with grilled chicken & bacon.

Sorensen’s Great White North

$17.69

White pie topped with bacon & italian sausage.

Chicken Mediterranean

$19.79

Pesto pie with grilled chicken, feta, tomatoes & onions.

Zambini

$19.79

Pesto pie with roma tomatoes, onions, sausage & jalapenos.

Grinders and Calzone

All sandwiches are oven baked.
Served with potato chips or potato salad.
Substitute wing chips or side salad for $1.99 extra.

Italian Club

$9.29

Ham, salami, pepperoni, and provolone topped with lettuce, tomato, onions, and house-made italian dressing.

Meatball Parmesan

$9.29

Meatballs and sauce served on a sub roll with melted provolone.

Ham and Provolone

$9.29

Ham, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, house made Italian dressing

Chicken Parmesan

$9.29

Fried chicken with melted provolone and red sauce.

Turkey and Provolone

$9.29

Turkey, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, house made Italian dressing.

Cheese Calzone

$8.99

Hot Italian turnover stuffed with ricotta and mozzarella with a side of red sauce.