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Appetizers

Mozzarella Sticks

10.09

Served with house red sauce

Garlic Knots

$5.19

Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce

Pizza Fries

$8.99

Rosemary fries topped with red sauce and mozzarella.

Rosemary Fries

$8.59

Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.

Garlic Bread

$6.49

Served with house red sauce

Cheese Bread

$7.49

Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese, served with house red sauce

Basket of Wing Chips

$5.89

Italian Cheese Dip

$8.99

"Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, parmesan, and sausage. With house pizza crust strips

Bone Dips

For your crust:
Warm cheese fondue: $3.00
Italian "Dirty" fondue: $3.50

Wings and Fingers

8 Wings

12.99

Served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese

Wing Basket

13.99

8 wings served with wing chips, celery, and choice of ranch or blue cheese

25 Wings

MKT

25 wings served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese

50 Wings

MKT

50 wings in 2 flavors served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese
Flavors: Mild, Medium, Wicked Hot, Teriyaki, Spicy Teriyaki, Honey Mustard, BBQ, TeriQ, Garlic Butter Parmesan, Abacus Gold Standard Carolina BBQ ($.79)

Chicken Fingers

$12.99

Served with your choice of dip sauce
Toss them in any of our wing flavors for 1.49

Chicken Finger Basket

14.99

Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce
Toss them in any of our wing flavors for 1.49.

Celery with Ranch or Blue Cheese

$3.19

Extra Ranch or Blue Cheese

.99

Salads

Idiot Salad

Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini
Individual
$4.40
Family
$7.40

Idiot Greek Salad

Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta (anchovy available upon request)
Individual
$8.70
Family
$11.40

Grilled Chicken Salad

16.89

Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast

Antipasto Salad

15.89

Idiot salad topped with ham, pepperoni, salami, mozzarella, and provolone.
Dressings: House-Made Italian, Ranch, Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard, Balsamic Vinaigrette

Create Your Own Pizza

12" Small Pizza

$13.81

Base Sauces: Red, white or pesto
Ranch or pesto swirl
$1.49
Substitute Vegan Cheese
$2.00

Toppings

Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ground beef, mushroom, onion, black olive, tomato, garlic, green pepper, banana pepper, jalapeño pepper, pineapple, green olive, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichoke
$1.59

Premium Toppings

Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red pepper, kalamata olive, ricotta cheese, bacon, ham, salami, anchovy, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomato, broccoli, caper
$2.09

16" Large Pizza

$15.81

Base Sauces: Red, white or pesto
Ranch or pesto swirl
$1.49
Substitute Vegan Cheese
$2.00

Toppings

Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ground beef, mushroom, onion, black olive, tomato, garlic, green pepper, banana pepper, jalapeño pepper, pineapple, green olive, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichoke
$2.09

Premium Toppings

Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red pepper, kalamata olive, ricotta cheese, bacon, ham, salami, anchovy, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomato, broccoli, caper
$2.59

Pizza by the Slice

Cheese

$2.69

Daily Specialty

$3.79

Idiot Suggestions

All specialty pies also available in 12″ for $3 less than list price.

Village Special

$21.81

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive

The Godfather

$18.81

Italian sausage, onion, green pepper

Kamikaze

$18.81

Ham, pineapple, jalapeno

Italian

$18.81

Ham, pepperoni, salami

Park Avenue

$20.81

Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken

Freshman Fifteen

$19.81

Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch

Rajun Cajun

$19.81

Cajun chicken, onion, tomato, jalapeno

The Barnyard

$22.91

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese

Fat Hawaiian

$18.81

Ham, pineapple, bacon

Jason “The Bud Man” Special

$20.81

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese

The Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy

$20.81

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef

Chicken Hibachi

$20.81

Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum yum sauce

Pesto Primavera

$22.81

Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato

Greek

$20.81

Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper

White Pizza Paradise

$19.81

White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic

Italian Flag

$18.81

White base, spinach, tomato, garlic

The Octopus' Garden

$20.81

Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion

Buffalo Chicken

$18.81

Buffalo sauce base, grilled chicken, topped with a swirl of hot sauce & either ranch or bleu cheese

BBQ Chicken

$18.81

BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar, onion

Rucker

$19.81

Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon

Sorensen’s Great White North

$22.81

White base, bacon, Italian sausage

Chicken Mediterranean

$22.81

Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion

Zambini

$22.81

Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno

Something Sweet

2 Cannolis

$4.89

Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream

Dough Pillows

$8.99

Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar